Pervertables are everyday vanilla items repurposed to serve as wickedly delicious kink toys. In this presentation by Midori, you will learn to develop your devious creativity and perv tool improvisation skills.

Why Pervertables?

• Tired of schlepping around a heavy, bulky play bag? Pervertables!
• Want to fly to see your LDR sweetie with just a carry-on and avoid being hassled by TSA? Pervertables!
• Want to show off your kink genius and mad scientist brain? Pervertables!
• Want to save tons of moolah on holiday gifts for all your amours, paramours, metamours and futuremours? Pervertables!
• Not sure what to do with that weird kitchen thingy your tasteless cousin got you. Pervertables!
• Spent too much money on Black Friday but your toy bag still looks sad? Pervertables!

And play the game of ’stump the presenter’ with Midori’s “Pervertables Challenge.”