September 12, 2002

Newsletter September 12, 2002

Table of contents:
• My classes this weekend... demo volunteers needed in SF
• Fetish party tonight in SF
• Lots of fun stuff in NYC this weekend
• Boston kink events next few days
• For those on my list: Leaking info on upcoming classes...

Dear Readers...
I'm currently working on a longer newsletter to catch you up on my recent adventures... but because I have some writing deadlines to meet, I'm not going to get that out to you today as I had hoped... There are, however, some cool stuff going on this weekend (even tonight) so I just want to fire that off before it's too late...



My classes this weekend: San Francisco and San Jose

San Francisco, 9/13
QSM class "Predicament Bondage" 7pm – 10pm
!!! I'll be looking for volunteers form the audience during this class. Are you interested? Let me know.

San Jose, CA 9/14
Leather Masters class: "Rope Bondage Workshop & Demo"
969 Park Avenue, San Jose, CA 95126 (408) 293-7660

Tonight, San Francisco, Thursday, September 12
A fab fetish party!
Pride, baby, it's all about the Seven Deadly Sins and tonight it's Pride
Time: 9:00PM - 2:00AM PDT (GMT-07:00)
From the producers of SLICK comes this new theatrical club, based on the theme of the seven deadly sins! for more info,
please visit

Tonight, New York, Thursday, September 19
Assume the Position
Celebrate the release of Lions Gate Films' new movie, "Secretary," starring James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal!
Join Tristan Taormino as she whips the crowd into a frenzy with free "Secretary" souvenirs!
At Remote Lounge
327 Bowery
7:00 till 10:00
No cover!
Here is a link to film's Web site:
(Midori's side note: I saw this two nights ago in San Francisco. It's really a fun little movie. Very kinky and quite sexy... Got me all hot!)

Pervy Contest - win tickets!
Win free tickets to see "Secretary" for viewing in San Francisco, San Jose, Sacramento and Las Vegas.
I have a few tickets given to me by the film company, so I'm giving them away to my readers for free... but you'll have to "earn" it... *ewg* here's what you need to do.
1. go to my yahoo group at
2. write a short kinky poem... kinky haiku's get bonus points.. and post it.
3. The results will be put through a complex matrix and programs on a bank of computers, then judged by Nobel prize winning poets and confirmed by Tibetan monks.... ok, so actually my silly self and the other group moderators will decide by being totally subjective while flexing our arbitrary dictatorial muscles. Humor gets bonus points. Feedback from other group members may sway our decisions.
4. We'll post who's work we like... and winners will let us know via private e-mail who to mail it to. (This means that you can win it for someone else too!)
Each ticket admits two.

Samples of kinky haiku..... as written by Elizabeth Stewart, BoDC (Bitch of Dupont Circle) and senior sister of the DC house of PDK leather sorority...

Topping From Bottom:
Hurt me, ya big lug
I said: Hurt me, ya big lug
Harder, lame sissy

Femme's Revenge:
Fishnets so damn sexy
You like them, you wear them, boy
Searing waffle feet

Pony Play:
Toss your fine mane, steed
Swish proudly your buttplug tail
Pull my cart, you freak


This weekend, New York

Thursday Sept.5th
THROB: the biggest, sexiest play party for women & trannies in NYC sexy women ... hot tranny boys ... skilled Tops ... hungry bottoms ... exhibitionists ... sluts ... dirty girls ... naughty boys ... slings ... glory holes ... bondage stations ... the backroom ... anonymous encounters ... public scenes ... new porn ... two floors of decadent fun ... Come to watch, come to flirt, come to play, come to come...
8 pm-1 am (doors close @ midnight)
Studio 253, 253 E. Houston (between A & B)
18+ w/ID please
Transportation: F to Second Avenue
New Admission Prices: $20 general admission---$15 before 9 pm---$15
members of BDSM orgs. w/ID membership card [all night]
Email questions:
Throb Hotline: 718-574-6751
To subscribe to the Throb email list, send an email to:
All women, as well as our trans friends in solidarity with the women's community, are welcome.

Friday, September 13
Join Tish & Snooky for the 25th Anniversary of Manic Panic AND donate to the Rescue Dogs
At CBGB's Gallery, Downstairs
313 Bowery
Doors at 9:00
Cover $13 all to SPCA

Rock Candy's Third Anniversary Party AND Steven Blush's Birthday Party
Plus party for Aquatulle Magazine 7:00 till 10:00!
At Don Hill's
511 Greenwich Street
Doors at 10:00
Cover? Not listed, but I'd say about $10

Sunday, September 15
Zero Tolerance (Madame Cole deSade, Mistress Alana, Domina Skye and Mistress Tamara Blu) presents A Night of Kink featuring Sexy Rock from Gun Shy Hostess, Bondage Installation by Master Steelow, BDSM Performance by Leda & Arena Productions, Wet & Wild Go-Go by Gene and Polly Peabody. DJ Adam Free
Bound & Gagged Giveaways
At Joe's Pub
425 Lafayette
Doors at 11:00
Cover $15
For more info, click on

Next few days, Boston, all at Grand Opening Boutique
For more info go to
Our pal Dr. Annie Sprinkle at Grand Opening!
Saturday, September 14 - Join adult film star turned internationally acclaimed performance artist, Ph.D. sexologist, and all around fantastic gal, Annie Sprinkle at Grand Opening! for a "Tit Print Demo and Sale." Annie inks up her big breasts then presses them onto quality paper creating collectable erotic art. She will custom make your own tit print for a special low rate, today only!
You can choose the colors and co-create the design for these frameable masterpieces! They make lovely gifts. Plus, Annie will make original tit prints in copies of her books for FREE, so bring them with you, or pick some up at the store. (Her newest book, Hardcore From The Heart, just won a national award.) Polaroids will be available to mark the occasion. This is a fun opportunity not to be missed!
1:00-3:30 Free and open to all.

And the Annie Sprinkle experience continues....
Super Sex Technologies: An Ecstatic Weekend
Beginning Saturday evening, September 14 and continuing Sunday, September 15
Co-facilitated with Kim Airs
Annie combines her greatest hit workshops - "Ecstasy Breathing," "Super Sex Technologies," "Fun with Breath Orgasms" and "Tantra Light" - into a fabulous ecstatic weekend! Learn new and ancient techniques to build, move, and utilize your sexual energy. It's fun and easy! Just follow along with Annie as she leads you in the Wave, the Kundalini shake, soundgasms, kegels, the Lust Thrust, and more. Learn basic sex magic, the microcosmic orbit, wonderful lovers' positions, getting in touch with your sexual power, surrendering, and more. Dress in loose, comfy clothing (no nudity).
If you've already taken one of her workshops, here's your chance to learn more and gain more practice in what you've learned!
7:00-10:00 Saturday evening and 12:00-8:00 Sunday.
$175 for the whole weekend.
Open to all women and all transexuals of all sexual preferences and all phases in their sexual evolutions. Limited space for the class so sign up soon! (Pssst - This will be a real blast! Annie and I love teaching together! You'll learn LOTS of cool tricks and have a good time! And it's gonna be real comfy setting so sign up today! --Kim)

Sex Sells: How to Write and Sell Erotica
Monday, September 16 - There's a secret to writing erotica, and that's what you'll discover in this fun, hands-on workshop with well-known erotic writer and teacher, M. Christian. Learn how to get started, get past inhibitions and free your creativity, avoiding clichés, common mistakes and pitfalls.
He'll also discuss current pay rates, writing for a wide variety of erotic genres including magazines and websites, where and how to submit your erotic writing and more.
7:30-9:30 $39 Open to all
Also check out

... you get sneak preview and special info on what's coming up...
• Genitorment classes with Midori at Folsom Fringe
• London Bound! Skin Two Rubber Ball Expo appearance and demo... then I'm MC-ing the greatest fetish event of them all... the Rubber Ball... check out my performance there too!
• Kink and bondage classes with me in London... possibly October 9th. More details to come
• Kink classes, demos and signings with me in Copenhagen Denmark... Yes, Denmark. Come and enjoy the local Danish perv scene with me! More on
• October 30th: Photographing Pleasure... a special erotic photography class for lovers by my favorite erotic photographer Michele Serchuk in San Francisco. For info stay tuned... RSVP will be required.********

that's all for now!

more later... I promise. I have so much to share!

With pervy wishes